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Anacortes, Washington, Love All Over Us TONIGHT!

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We'll be at Washington Park, right by the boat launch, so take a ferry or a bus and a ferry or a train and a bus and a ferry, and meet us for kisses on your big happy face! We will give you meats and watermelon salads, you will bring us something to share, like tomatoes from your garden, or a bag of chips, or I don't know, it could happen, maybe some pot. Vegan type person? It's BYOT: Bring Your Own Tofus.


See us from 6 to 8 p.m., and possibly we will stay a little bit later, for loves and funs! Spread the word, birds!

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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