We'll be at Washington Park, right by the boat launch, so take a ferry or a bus and a ferry or a train and a bus and a ferry, and meet us for kisses on your big happy face! We will give you meats and watermelon salads, you will bring us something to share, like tomatoes from your garden, or a bag of chips, or I don't know, it could happen, maybe some pot. Vegan type person? It's BYOT: Bring Your Own Tofus.
See us from 6 to 8 p.m., and possibly we will stay a little bit later, for loves and funs! Spread the word, birds!
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