And a Merry Fifth Place to Ron Paul!

paulcrying.jpgRon Paul was so hot in Iowa today. Jets were in the air proclaiming his message to "Foogle Paul Ron," Paultards were having cryptic digisex in WoW, Liberty Dollars were put back in circulation and the goddamn blimp SHAT itself because it looked like he'd get third tonight! rLOVEution success, at long last!

Oh but then he came in fifth. Ha! Does it hurt? Does it hurt sweet Paultards? I know we "endorsed" him yesterday but this is too much to play ironically. After the jump, some choice reactions from Ron Paul Forums.


Even for Paultards, this guy's a pretty rare form of asshole:

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But look at the bright side -- He would've gotten SIXTH place if it wasn't for that $20 million we donated last quarter!:

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YES! THEY'RE FINALLY LEARNING HOW TO DEAL WITH LIFE:

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[CNN Election Center]

[Ron Paul Forums]

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