And Now Obama Will Build Nuke Plants Everywhere


'You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.'Liberal heartthrob Barack Obama had so much fun bombing Muslims over the weekend! There's hardly anything that drives the libtards nuts like having the robot death planes bomb poor countries and then having somebody at a podium just barely suppressing their drunken laughter as they claim it was "Hitler's Number Two" or whatever. Oh wait, there is actually another thing that drives the Left just as crazy: Putting nuclear plants all over America! So now Obama will do that, because why not.

Look, let's all be honest with ourselves for a moment: It doesn't matter what Barack Obama and his administration tries to do, it doesn't matter what the House and Senate won't do, it just doesn't fucking matter. The wingnuts and teabaggers won't like it, the Hope/Change dummies won't like it, and 98% of it will never happen anyway, because this country is actually done -- "done" as in, if you have kids and aren't using them for heating fuel yet, then you better teach them Chinese, or send 'em to prep school in India, just try to figure out a way that they can go somewhere better and maybe bring you along, right? Anyway, Obama, Department of Energy, challenges, etc.:

President Barack Obama announced some $8 billion in loan guarantees on Tuesday to build the first U.S. nuclear power plant in nearly three decades and said he saw some common ground with Republicans on climate legislation.

Yeah, sure, that'll placate 'em. Good work. And let's all forget that Americans can't build anything that doesn't immediately fall apart, so good luck, too. UDPATE: Probably happening in the (U.S. state of) Georgia, so double-who-cares. [Reuters]


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