And Now We Dance!

Well today's twin scoops from the New York Times and the Washington Post were a long time coming, but now that they're here, let's assume we can relax until morning! (And then anything that happens is Robyn's responsibility!)
For now, let's make like Hillary Clinton, in this debate prep clip shared by that dick Philippe Reines, and dance away from the "hugs" of Donald Trump!
Not easy to avoid the unwanted Trump hug, sometimes it even takes practice...
— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) May 19, 2017
A favorite moment from debate prep (9/24/16): pic.twitter.com/JAAHaqKFoa
May the odds be ever in your favor, and this is YOUR OPEN THREAD!
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