Well today's twin scoops from the New York Times and the Washington Post were a long time coming, but now that they're here, let's assume we can relax until morning! (And then anything that happens is Robyn's responsibility!)


For now, let's make like Hillary Clinton, in this debate prep clip shared by that dick Philippe Reines, and dance away from the "hugs" of Donald Trump!

May the odds be ever in your favor, and this is YOUR OPEN THREAD!

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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