Another Man Tries to Give Liz Sausage

You totally know why they're smilingDennis and Elizabeth Kucinich have been working really hard to promote his big bid for the Presidency -- so hard, in fact, that Dennis has attracted 4 primary challengers for his Congressional reelection campaign. One of them, Joe Cimperman, is apparently after more than just Kucinich's Congressional seat. On Tuesday night, Cimperman visited the Kuciniches' home armed with cameras and a basket of sausages. He found only the lovely Elizabeth, who bid him a swift adieu. Silly boy! To think that the lovely maiden's heart could be won with amateur porn and floppity phalli! The woman has refused to show off her tongue ring and obviously already has all the meat she can handle. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]

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