Gordon Liddy Youth member James O’Keefe, also an enormous nerd, will probably be denied his constitutional right to play Dungeons & Dragons in prison! Your move, ACLU. [Matt Yglesias]

Here is your chance to defend Erick Erickson from terrible name-calling ("Coulteresque") and racist slurs ("tribe"). [RedState]

Barack Obama has a chin, just like Mussolini! REVELATORY. [The Corner]

Why won't climate change conspiracy theorists "get their tea bag on" for John Kerry? [Think Progress]

The Joint Chiefs of Staff are homophobic zombie automatons, unless you mention the possibility of the U.S. skull-fuckin' the snot out of Iran. Such a possibility makes Admiral Mullen leap about like an antelope. [AMERICAblog]