Regular Wonkette readers and self-googlers, take heed: due to a massive Gawker Media-wide tech "upgrade" over the weekend, Wonkette is basically broken. So -- images may not be loading! Posts may disappear! Comments may not be postable (as usual)! Please be patient, and please let us know what's not working. If something seems buggy or broken, send us an email, with a description of the problem, your browser, your OS, and a screenshot (pretty please).

Things should be improving by the end of the week, unless we melt. Seriously, have you been outside? Oy.