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Anthony Weiner Still Likes To Yell On The House Floor and Now Also At Pete King

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Here is New York Democrat Rep. Anthony Weiner on the House floor, yelling and pointing. Haha, he cares about his country and likes calling Republicans on their bullshit sometimes. Yeah, that is probably not going to work, but it is entertaining! The bill in question would have provided $7.4 billion in heath care benefits to 9/11 recovery workers, but it failed. Republicans said they voted against it because of "procedure," according to Weiner's tirade, and we always listen to people who are yelling, so let's assume that is the whole story there. Later, Weiner was on Fox News and yelled at Rep. Peter King through the camera, even though King was standing behind him.

"Cracker jack!" "Ooooooooooooh" SO MANY BURNS!

Silly Weiner. Republicans are not "hurt" by hearing the truth. It just gives them an opportunity to sink deeper their ideological beliefs by denying the truth. You are helping them by yelling things at them.

But it is certainly enjoyable to see cable news guests in the same frame! They should do this more often. News shows should round up all the pundits and politicians they will have on in a given show and put them in a small pen, so that they are all wriggling on top of one another, shouting. Sort of like Marc Morrone's shows, but better. [TPM]

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On Monday, Gloria Vanderbilt -- socialite, jeans lady, and mom of Anderson Cooper -- passed away at the age of 95. In more normal times, this would merely result in a few obituaries and tributes about her life, and the requisite few RIP tweets.

Unfortunately, we do not live in normal times. These days, no celebrity can die without it becoming the purview of the crazypants QAnon cult, followers of which believe that no one ever dies under normal circumstances, especially not 95-year-old ladies.

Vanderbilt and her family were already something of an obsession with these people due to several "Q proofs" accusing her of doing magic spells, wearing magic illuminati owl necklaces, and [checks notes] doing something involving "red shoes," which the QAnon people think people only wear if they love sacrificing children to Satan.

Yes, this is a thing. No, I do not know if they are also mad at Elvis Costello.

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