Are you a little worried about the lunatic anti-Mexican gangs of middle-aged white slobs "patrolling the border," for America? You should be worried:

The leader of an anti-illegal-immigrant group was convicted Monday in a home invasion that left a 9-year-old girl and her father dead in what prosecutors said was an attempt to steal drug money to fund the group's operations.

A Tucson jury found Shawna Forde, 42, guilty of murder in the May 2009 killings of Raul Flores, 29, and his daughter Brisenia at their home in Arivaca, a desert community 10 miles north of Mexico.

Experts say all of Arizona's crazy middle-aged white people would be deported from America, but no other country will take them. [AP/Seattle Times]