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[Uh, Riley, if there are people who can't comment, they aren't going to be able to leave a comment about it here. Please leave such things to management. EVERYBODY ELSE: There were about two dozen commenters stuck in spam or moderation folders -- it is hard to tell, exactly. Not sure why this happens but our guess is it's because another site where you use this IntenseDebate commenter login has marked you as spam or blacklisted you for other reasons. In any case, all of the comments stuck in the moderation/spam queue here have been published. -- Editor]