Arkansas Mayor Once Abducted by Satan
The mayor of Centerton, Arkansas, resigned Wednesday. Not for playing illegal happy penis games or anything, though! It's more of the standard "I was adbucted by Satan 30 years ago, adopted a false name, forgot my previous life in Indiana until recently undergoing truth serum injections" excuse, which we've all used at least once to get out of a dead-end job. [ 4029 TV ]