ARRESTED: Cutest Polar Bears Ever!
A family of scientifically advanced, bipedal polar bears migrated from the North Pole yesterday to participate in an adorable dance-off outside of the Capitol. And by dance-off we mean, in the WP's words, "demonstration intended to voice a broad list of complaints about global warming, war and sexism." The savvy beasts joined a full-size Condoleezza Rice bobblehead doll and many well-wishing humans in a rally vaguely related to the "October rebellion." That's the one in which a bunch of anti-neo-liberal 'bags attacked Georgetown last Friday, and where some chick got hit in the face with a brick.
Watch the cuddly bears dance and sing about the military-industrial complex, honey pots and so forth in the video above. After the jump, watch these same cuddly bears get arrested by stupid meanie cops!!
Since when do they arrest polar bears? Aren't they extinct anyway?