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Attention Whore Deficit Disorder

* The new border fence is finished and America is finally safe from Mexicans! But the fence is in Georgia, for some reason.


* Finally, Republican primary voters have their very own divorced Hollywood actor to play Reagan.

* Tom Coburn's jumping in, too, because you can never have too many absolute nuts running for president.

* Oh boy, now there's a fifth tier of Democratic candidates. Welcome to the race, Cynthia McKinney!

* Speaking of popular anti-war people named Cindy, looks like Sheehan's leaving on the midnight train to Shut-the-Fuck-Up-ville.

* Walnuts and his terrorist organization kidnapped a little kid and made him make a terrible videotape full of anti-American lies.

* The first bimbo eruption of the 2008 campaign is here, on a crappy MySpace page.

* Welcome to the special torture prison on the Island of Sodor!

* There's a whole lotta crap you can't say in the comments anymore -- if, you know, the editors ever actually read the comments.

* The Man is trying to make America's Favorite Marine shut up!

* Antonin Scalia's daughter got loaded and tried to off her kids.

* Jenna and Barbara are back in town, and were seen doing an eight-ball with a red-headed New York celebrity.

* The Republicans are officially done with this "appealing to the middle class" bullshit, and fired the entire telemarketing staff.

* Hillary promises low-paying service jobs to illiterate Americans.

* Another rat jumped off the USS White House.

* Christopher Hitchens is so charming that nobody cares how utterly wrong he is about everything.

* Rudy should be a natural at this stuff. But he isn't.

* Condi Rice is nine years old.

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DHS photo (Every damn ICE pic looks like this)

Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be

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