Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today, but first, A SQUEAKY SNOW LEOPARD!
While you were sleeping, the Senate passed the Republican budget which conveniently have the Trump tax cuts for the super rich hammered onto the back end.
If you're still waking up thinking Trump's White House directives are a fat, racist fever dream, take a look at these internal policy memos that highlight the
Muslim ban blanket restrictions on Muslim majority countries, bailing on the World Health Organization, and letting childhood obesity rates break existing scales.
Tea Party wingnut turned CIA director Mike Pompeo claimed the CIA has determined Russia didn't affect the 2016 election outcome, which was certainly news to the entire intel community, which said the exact opposite in January. The CIA issued a clarification saying Pompeo hadn't reversed anything, no, not at all.
Newly minted FBI director Chris Wray had words for people yesterday. They are mediocre words about morality and integrity.
B. Barry Bamz was in Virginia last night to whip people into gear for Ralph Northam's gubernatorial run. HE'S BACK!
If you read Evan's post on John Kelly's statement, you may have been asking yourself, "Wait, why were US soldiers in Niger?" Well, it's complicated, so here's some Morning Maddow to 'splainer how a lack of office supplies (and genuine incompetence) may have resulted in the deaths of four Green Berets.
A federal judge in Arizona denied former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's request to clear his record of his criminal conviction, Arpaio is currently throwing a tantrum.
Don't believe the hype about Hillary Clinton ignoring Wisconsin voters; Scott Walker and the Wisconsin GOP led an active campaign to disenfranchise black voters, and there's proof.
MOAR Republican olds are bailing of the House amid their frustration with Paul Ryan and the Tea Party crazies, and that's going to make Ryan's job even harder. Poor lad.
The DNC is appointing a slew of fresh new faces, but none of them are the from the super-left progressive side of the party, and that has some of the olds worried about the future of the party.
One of Trump's golf courses SAYS it was giving millions of Ameros to charity. ACTUALLY, NPR took a gander at the books and found that's a YUGE lie.
Alabama's gay hatin' racist Senate candidate forgot to tell the IRS his charity wrote him an IOU for $498,000 Ameros. Details, details.
Thomas Farr was Jesse Helms's campaign manager in the 1980s and 1990s, and the lawyer who defended North Carolina's voter ID laws making it harder for the poor and black people to vote. Naturally, Farr is being rewarded for his years of racial fuckery with a nomination to be a federal judge.
A new University of Virginia study has found there's a belief among some dumbass medical students that black people are more tolerant of pain, and therefore don't need pain meds. These kids clearly aren't doing their homework.
Cops in upstate New York have been spying on a Black Lives Matter chapter, despite being told to stop by the New York DA's office, according to new documents that detail efforts to surveil and build files on members. Expect Trump to pardon them before they're even charged.
A new report from the Merit Systems Protection Board shows federal workers aren't being slapped on the wrist because most of them aren't actually fucking up -- which comes as a slap in the face for jerks who keep trying to make it easier to "You're Fired" federal workers.
Trump's federal nominees have been showing up to work before Congress hires them for the the job. Yes, that's illegal.
Recent raids on California grow houses have found surprising number of Chinese nationals running ad hoc businesses for the cultivation and sale of marijuana. Maybe grass DOES make you a commie?
HEY MICHIGAN! Your state just introduced a bill to ban community broadband -- these laws make it impossible for small towns to build the municipal fiber infrastructure that gives you super fast, cheap and reliable Interwebz! STOP HB 5099!
North Carolina's veto-proof GOP legislature is trying to curb stomp everything and anything Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper tries, and it's trying to entrench itself in power for decades.
Vladimir Putin, a man who has held on to power for almost 20 years by imprisoning protesters and murdering journalists, had some talky time last night and felt it necessary to opine that Americans aren't showing Donald Trump the respect Trump won fair and square.
Twitter is essentially giving the Senate's Trump-Russia investigation a paper bag full of dog shit labeled "Russian stuff" so it doesn't get accused of being a #FailWhale.
Senators John McCain, Amy Klobuchar and Mark Warner pulled the covers off the bill that would make political ads on the Internet more transparent. Suck it, Zuckerberg!
An old who served in the Navy back in the 1960's is admitting that he's full of shit after being called out as a liar for going on Fox News, claiming he was a SEAL, and then spewing his love for Trump. This guy's a phony! A big fat phony!
Dame Peggington Noonington ponders the case of one Sarah Palin, and how her rise and fall is, perhaps, a lesson, though it should be noted that Dame Noonington appears to have arrived at the memorabilia sale hungover, bottle still in hand. [Archive]
This Colorado Cub Scout who called out his state senator for allowing wife beaters to own guns was kicked out the Scouts, and we think that's bullshit. Viva Ames Mayfield!
Gird your loins for love, Wonkers: your Playboy Playmate for November is Ines Rau, the first transgender Playmate!
And here's your morning Nice Time! MORE BABY MEERKATS!