Ayla Brown's Website For President
So one of President Scott "The Bush" Brown's slave daughters, who just narrowly escaped her dad's latest wacky attempt to auction her off last night, has a website dedicated to the glory of her song!
Ayla Brown, as a full 75% of Americans probably know, made it into like the final 100 on a recent season of the American Idol. Now she mostly shares her voice through this fixer-uppered Geocities/MySpace purple monster on the Internet. Her voice is THAT OF AN ANGEL! Too bad she sings in that annoying way that the kids these days love so much, all uppy and downy and labored... anyway now she will be rich, since every Teabagger will purchase each of her self-released albums.
(She will have so many stalkers!)