Barack Obama Gonna Show Y'all How A REAL PRESIDENT Deals With Dumbass Trump Supporters


Friends, Romans, sexxx-lovers ... it's been a long, crazy-ass week, and there are still four fucking godforsaken days left before the election.

But it's also Friday afternoon, which means we want to leave you something nice to start your weekend, unless there is breaking news of more pussy-grabbing or assassinations or even pussy-sassinations (which are NOT a thing, Donald Trump, don't even try), in which case we will see you then!

What happened was, Barack Obama was speaking at a Hillary Clinton rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina, when according to MSNBC, a old Trump-supporting protester dude appeared wearing military clothes and wielding a Trump sign. The crowd went kinda wild with boos and jeers and stuff, but Obama was NOT HAVING IT. He took that crowd TO SCHOOL, and in the process showed everybody how a real president handles that kind of a situation.

He told that crowd to "HOLD UP!" and settle their business down and "I told you to be focused!" and, referring to the protester, said, "He's not doin' nothin', you don't have to worry about him!"


Then he took them to school MORE:

First of all, we live in a country that respects free speech.

Second of all, it looks like maybe he might've served in our military, and we oughta respect that.

Third of all, he was elderly, and we gotta respect our elders.

And fourth of all, DON'T BOO, VOTE!

Amen! We are going to miss that man so fucking much!

Anyway, happy Friday, unless all the things on Matt Drudge's front page are true, in which case SAD FRIDAY :(

OK bye.

[NBC Twitter]

Evan Hurst

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