Barack Obama Hates Your Mom

Coffee to wash down the valium, amirite? Sure, this is from yesterday, and the RNC clearly isn't aware the news cycle has already changed. But we particularly liked that their patented guilt-by-guilt is calling out one Barack Hussein Killyourmama as personally going around insulting women's choices, because everyone knows that is just a thing that he does. Yep, a CNN employee said on CNN some bullshit about stay-at-home moms and everybody in le Prez's orbit immediately dropped whatever shit they were doing (we're sure it was nothing important) to condemn it, up to and including the First Lady and President Stalin, but the lady in this stock photo is SO MAD you guys, at Obama just cold going up to her, individually, and asking her if she really thinks she needs that brownie.

And then he started being all underminery and on the side of that condescending witch Sherry at book club, saying, like, "She just really has high standards you know in the way kids are raised and maybe thinks you're ... well [trails off]."

Yup, that's him all right. Anyway, everybody knows the only good "choice" to make as a mom is to stay at home, because "child abuse." So just don't be a working mom (unless you're Sarah Palin) or a single mom (unless you're Bristol Palin) and you can make any choice that you like! [GOP]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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