Barack Obama Is ... A Rhino?
Some silly scamps labor under the grave misconception that our president isa bird, or a giraffe, or a unicorn. But no, Obama is a wee baby rhinoceros, born in a Ugandan zoo to a Kenyan father and an American mother. This is why the Birthers have been unable to find any Kenyan documents about him! Because they're all in Uganda, you see. [Telegraph]