Sell a Barack Obama basketball, and tea-baggers complain that "The One" is again being deified, this time to the "urban youth" who, you know, play basketball. Sell a Sarah Palin soccer ball, however, and you'll immediately be attacked for, uh, sexism. And for making fun of Trig. Thanks to "K. Basart," who spotted this "political football" at his local Miller's Outpost or wherever.