- John McCain will not support Palin for President in 2012, and not just because he will be dead or running himself -- though, maybe! [CNN Political Ticker]
- Today the nation's most famous safety school, the Electoral College, will formally elect Barry, your President-Elect. [The Caucus]
- Conspiracy theories about L'Affaire Loafer are abounds! It must have been an inside job, which is why the Secret Service took so long to take down Throwy Journalist. [AMERICAblog]
- Meet Joe Biden's new German Shepherd! He will attend the prestigious Sidwell Friends School. [Gawker]
- Luxury handjobs from Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadine fetched over $400 (or one mayoral appointment in Illinois currency.) [Ben Smith]