June 18, 2008 10:57 AM
Barack Obama Leads John McCain, In Polls!
Huzzah, here are some new fake polling results from Quinnipiac today: Obama 47, McCain 43 in Florida; Obama 48, McCain 42 in Ohio; Obama 52, McCain 40 in Pennsylvania. Now Obama will be president for life and McCain will be banished to Mongolia to start a new life as "Maverick of the Yaks." [The Page]