Barack Obama Officially Bought And Paid For One-Percenter Neoliberal Corporate Oligarch Shill

Barack Obama has one thing to say to you idiots, and it is VOTE FOR THE CROOK, IT'S IMPORTANT. Or rather "Hillary Clinton is a very brave, courageous woman whom you should vote for, and Bernie Sanders, he is a very swell guy who has been very good for democracy and America this year and he will stop calling Hillary Clinton a total corruptoid any old second now." (OR WILL HE? We do not know. He is crotchety as fuck.)

aw, Bernie, happy at last!

Here is a pretty video!

So there you have it, your SHOCKING SURPRISE VIDEO ENDORSEMENT YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE SEEN COMING IN A BILLION YEARS. Next we will all be shocked and surprised by Elizabeth Warren's endorsement, and then we will be shocked and dismayed by all the good Americans who want to burn Elizabeth Warren for a witch.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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