Barack Obama Spares Fly, Lets Bo Eat It Instead
Tony Hayward's exploding wellhead is not completely perpendicular, which is dangerous and also really gross to think about! [ Think Progress ]
Filesharing, you know, "Pirate Bay Kazaa" or whatever, is actually good for Taylor Swift and other hip-hop musical artists. [ Matt Yglesias ]
Orlando named a new stretch of asphalt "President Obama Parkway," and the folks at Reason are furious because: taxes, Obama isn't even dead yet, Ayn Rand, doesn't Orlando already have Harry Potter World? [ Hit & Run ]
Lloyd Blankfein will not go on Oprah so please stop asking, Matt Taibbi. [ Daily Intel ]
Barack Obama was about to murder another fly but then decided not to at the last second because that is what Alfred Nobel would have wanted. [ The Caucus ]