Oh dear. Looks like it's about time for Michelle Obama to deploy one of those "he farts in his sleep and never flosses"-style truth bombs, because the Hawaiian Unicorn is getting aleetle too big for his britches. "I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions," Barack Obama told a group of House Democrats, who promptly wrote down this embarrassing quote verbatim and called up their reporter friends to tattle on him. Barry should take a page from our current president's playbook and work on becoming a symbol of America returning to our worst traditions. [Washington Post]