Barack Obama Trying To Exterminate Employed People Probably

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Barack Hussein Obama is trying to do something dastardly again, because it is "a day," and that something is extending unemployment insurance for three more months so 1.3 million people who would otherwise lose their last remaining lifeline of several hundred dollarsa week (lucky duckies!) can instead go buy lots of lobster and caviar and oppress the wealthy by continuing to exist.


It is really very rude of him, to class war the wealthy like that by giving something to someone who is not them. But is there another problem, besides the gas chambers he is sending the wealthy to by extending unemployment insurance? Funny you should ask!

Wait, wait! WE KNOW! WE KNOW! When the "nonworking economy" has money to spend on things like "food" and "products," those spendings go to "the working economy"! It seems so simple and obvious, it must not be true. But we did journalism (asked the Google), and came up with this from the socialist communist Kenyans in George W. Bush's Labor Department.

A study commissioned by the Labor Department under the Bush administration showed that for every dollar spent on unemployment benefits, two dollars are pumped back into the economy.

In conclusion, you are a sad feebleminded man, Ben Shapiro, the end.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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