Barack Obama Will Force Every College Student To Listen To His Crappy A Capella

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September 17, 2009 08:53 PM

Some sort of Truther claims Barack Obama isn't muslin? Someone has been watching too much Zeitgeist! [True/Slant: Ali Eteraz]

Nancy Pelosi needs a hug. [The Caucus]

Time for a feel-good story about the selfless charity of a very special health insurance company. Gather the kids 'round the computer screen. Do you have your cup of coco ready? And enough marshmallows? [Think Progress]

Why would the Democrats want to keep young Americans from attending college? Everyone knows Harry Reid is a huge Dave Matthews fan, and that Barbara Boxer is captain of her ultimate Frisbee team. Democrats love college. [RedState]

Some racist Obama pics for your spankbank. [AMERICAblog]

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Ann Coulter's America Will Die if Baby Jails Go Away, So That's Something!

Also, she eats babies. Allegedly.

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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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Michael Cohen Slams Baby Jails On His Way To Grownup Jail

No, but like for real.

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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