NewsOctober 20, 2008 09:14 PM
Barack Obama's Grandmother In Very Bad Shape!
To answer your question re: the headline: the white one. She's so sick right now! According to spokesman Robert Gibbs, "In the last few weeks her health has deteriorated to the point where her situation is very serious." Rumor has it that she's still suffering injuries from an incident this past Spring in which a grandson threw her under the bus. Okay, okay. But she's looking really bad, and Barack Obama is SUSPENDING HIS CAMPAIGN for a couple of days to visit her in Hawaii, during which time he will also save the bailout bill and the economy. Maybe he'll also sneak in some beach time and we'll get moreshirtless pixxxx!!! [Politico]