Barbara Bush As Sick Of All These Bushes As The Rest Of Us

Barbara Bush As Sick Of All These Bushes As The Rest Of Us

Hey, America's favorite (just kidding!) first lady, Barbara Bush! We know howwe feel about the legacy of your son, George W. Bush, and we know how America feels about it (they LOVE it!), but why don't you dust off that "famously blunt" mouthhole of yours and tell us how you feel. Should Jebbie be president next? Oh, not no, but FUCK NO?

"He's by far the best qualified," Mrs. Bush said, "but no."

"We've had enough Bushes," she said, saying "it's not just four families, or whatever."

Well shit. OK then, what about Neilsie?

Anyway, you hear that Hillz and Chels? We have had enough of the Four Families. (Bush, Clinton, and ... Adams? Pierce? We definitely don't need no more Buchanans up in there, so don't even think about it, "Pat.")

But we shall give credit where it is due and say that in this single instance, Barbara Bush does not sound like a heartless cunt so mean even Nixon was scared of her. (Well, she is maybe a little heartless to her one remaining non-fuck-up son, but like that is new.) Congratulations all around!


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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