Barry's Giving A, You Know, Very OK Speech!

Barack's giving a speech -- will it be good or his usual robotic so-so crap? Grandma's watching in the Africaland, Barry.

11:44 -- "The girls are with us tonight," and they are... nevermind.

11:45 -- Sorry that people are dying again in Arkansas or... some shit... BACK TO ME, SWEET SWEET ME!

11:46 -- They are still counting votes, but there is one thing that matters: We won! -ish!

11:46 -- Change: A++++++++++++++++

11:47 -- Red states, blue states, I wanna new state, purple state, red state, blue state Hope!

11:47 -- Farmers "stood up and said" various things about changing other things, one time, in Illinois.

11:47 -- "Maybe this year, we can do sump'm 'bout mortgages." The crowd goes wild.

11:47 -- Black children and white children are equal in South Carolina -- this is the dream I will make a reality!

11:49 -- This speech is... worse... than the last one, in South Carolina. Maybe everybody's tired, Barry the most? Oh silly me: Change never sleeps.

11:50 -- "Nothing changes because politicians just write another check." Barry, it's 11:50 p.m. -- who gives a shit about the lobbyists?

11:52 -- Hillary's cool, she's cool. But that's exactly why I will lose: She's too cool...

11:53 -- ... with Lobbyists!

11:54 -- ... and with Iran!

11:55 -- ... and with, generally speaking, being a cunt!

11:55 -- Jobs overseas -- no to that!

11:56 -- Old people -- let them retire with RESPECT! What the hell does that mean? They have Florida, they can respect themselves down there.

11:57 -- Energy, Clean.

11:57 -- 11, 9/.

11:58 -- Genocide, Hillary.


11:58 -- Oh, I'm afraid and cynical. Fuck you, Barry. Why do you have to say I'm cynical for thinking speeches like these are complete crap? Get a job.

11:59 -- The South Side, that's where he learned to run the United States of America.

12:00 -- You put out flyers did you, Barry? +1 towards fixing health care.

12:00 -- (Hillary sucks too, it's OK, Barry).

12:01 -- Every extra minute, I want to vote an extra minute for Gravel or some shit.

12:03 -- Clinton, Clinton, Clinton!


12:03 -- Shut shut shut, shut shut shut, shut yer goddamn mouth. (Sang to "Jingle Bells")

12:04 -- Yes we can! Go to bed at some point because you stopped!

You just lost some MAJOR points with the Wonkette editorial staff, Barry.

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I'd mentioned this week that there's definitely probably a tape out there of Donald Trump referring to a black person as a "nigger," because Trump is a racist and that's sort of what they do. Sarah Huckabee Sanders won't even affirmatively deny such a tape exists, and she's from the "two plus two equals five" school of communications management. I also speculated that once the tape was released, Republican supporters of the president would flock to defend his vile words: "Hey, if you rearrange the letters in "nigger," you get "ginger" and who doesn't like redheads and the occasional Dark 'n' Stormy?"

The shameful display has already started and the supposed recording isn't even available for pre-order on iTunes. Georgia State Senator Michael Williams stated in appearance on CNN's "New Day Saturday" that if Trump -- who's the president, by the way -- did say "nigger," it would certainly concern him as an "individual" but "not necessarily as a person that is running our country." So, uh, what the hell is that? This has been a standard argument from Republicans ever since Trump crawled his way out of the sewers of birtherism and onto a major political stage: "We think Trump is a terrible human being -- seriously, we have to shower immediately after meeting with him -- but we still think he's a suitable steward of the most powerful nation on the planet."

Normally, you'd think this would work the other way. You know, your brother-in-law is a nice enough guy. Your sister certainly could've done worse. You don't mind the slightly rambling sports-ball discussions with him at family gatherings. He's good for looking after the kids (as long as your sister is present or reachable by cell), but you'd never invest your hard-earned money into whatever half-assed business venture he's trying to get off the ground nor would you back his run for any serious political office.

I've long had issues with the "brilliant asshole" archetype in TV and movies. It's almost always a white male (because women and minorities must be perfect) whose emotional immaturity and overall jerkass behavior we're told to overlook because they're so goshdarned awesome. Do you want some PC "cuck" or do you want Dr. House to figure out that the MS symptoms you're suffering are really just because you ate a stale doughnut? Sherlock Holmes doesn't have time for your feelings or social niceties -- not while he's solving mysteries and being dreamy.

Trump, however, isn't "brilliant." He's just a guy who says "nigger." They're hardly a scarcity in the market. You don't even have to venture out to a klan rally to find one. You can order online -- same day social media delivery.

Williams argues that Trump didn't use the word "nigger" when he was in the "office of the president." It was just some youthful indiscretion when he was almost 60. I don't even know where he's going with this. Does he think Trump has changed? He routinely insults and belittles black people. He also calls black NFL players who peacefully protest "sons of bitches." Was that his way of weaning off calling us "niggers"? Has he been wearing a "nigger" patch on his arm to control his cravings for the racial epithet?

"He used the word in his personal life," Williams said. (It was actually in a workplace context -- SER) "Now if he were president and were to go on TV and use the n-word, I'd have a major problem with that."

It's heartening repulsive to see that Williams draws the line at Trump holding an official "nigger" press conference. I think once we reach that point, Trump will probably also reveal that his buddies on the Supreme Court discovered a typo in the Thirteenth Amendment and black folks' work-life balance will start to really suffer.

"I will always say using the n-word is wrong, and it's bad, and should never be accepted in our society. But just because (Trump) might have done it years ago, not as our president, doesn't mean we need to continue to berate him because he used it," GOP state Sen. Michael Williams, who is white, told CNN's Victor Blackwell on "New Day Saturday."

Blackwell, who is black, had to sit there and listen to this crap from a white elected official who is just 45 years old. You know, the word "nigger" doesn't even appear in the Dred Scott decision, for example, but that's not necessary for reasonable people to understand that it was racist as hell. We all know Trump is racist, but now Republicans can't even repudiate the worst demonstrations of his racial animus. The first black president hasn't even been out of office for two full years and already "nigger" is being redefined. What would once end a campaign in its tracks when Blackwell and I were growing up is now just an "oops, my bad."

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