Mobland Chicago is all about crime, dancing on chairs while wearing fishnet/tuxedo combos, corruption, and gruesome paintings of terrible, naked politicians. This one bar, the world-famous Old Town Ale House, is also known for co-owner Bruce Elliot's whimsical smutty paintings, such as recent sensation "Naked Sarah Palin." Now he has painted a naked Rod Blagojevich, wearing (of course) an orange jumpsuit, but it's around his ankles as he is being raped in prison. Somebody please go over there and snap a photo; meanwhile here is the delightful parachuting Blaggy painting by Lauri Apple. [Chicago Tribune]