Ben Nelson Makes Up New Reason To Save Himself From Having To Vote For This Thing
Nebraskan diarrhea puddle Ben Nelson has now issued another aggravating line in the sand for himself on health care reform, because he just really really doesn't want to vote for it at all: "Sen. Ben Nelson told reporters today he will filibuster the health care bill if it doesn't contain an abortion amendment similar to Rep. Bart Stupak's amendment that passed attached to the House health care bill last month." And why not? He knows he's got 100% leverage, what with the Founding Fathers' brilliant political system being broken and all. Next week his litmus test will be "no Negroes spics or Basques cannot be aborted on the insurance exchanges" and the Catholic Bishops will love it, because they're evil.
Watch this poopfuck as he prattles on about his make-believe mixed feelings over semantics:
"I will not vote to take it off the floor," said Nelson (D-NE).
"Now I don't know that it's going to come down to that, because I don't know that Stupak's not going to pass, number one," he said. "Number two I don't know what kind of alternative legislation may be offered as an alternative bill. I don't know what the next steps are, but I've made it clear that whatever is finally considered has to have that language in it."
I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know you tell me I don't know if you don't know anything then shut up and figure it out you diabolical toadish gooey shitstained afterbirth of Wario. Oh god that felt good.
Hey Tiger Woods' Swedish wife, if you're ever in Washington, maybe find and beat the crickets out of Ben Nelson with your golf club. Tiger probably slept with him in Vegas, too.