Bernie Sanders Wins Wyoming, Twitter A**holes Might Stop Yelling At You For Five Minutes
LOL but probably not.
Anyway, Bernie (WHOM WE LIKE) gave Hillary less of a whomping than is usual in really really really white states. AP reports he's received 56 percent of caucus votes (which are undemocratic, lame, and unfair, cutting out anyone who can't get the day off work or pay for a babysitter for four to a million hours, depending) to Hillary Clinton's 44. Despite the large spread, AP also reports a division of delegates as 7 to 6. (Which, again, is undemocratic, lame, and unfair. Really, everything about caucuses is.)
Remember, kids, THEY'RE BOTH GOOD. THEY'RE BOTH FINE, and anybody being more of a dick than usual in the comments will be banished back to Daily Kos with a quickness.
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