Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE!
Your Democratic debate preview!
Tonight is the ONE NIGHT ONLY THANK GOD Democratic debate, and can you believe ABC News and the DNC put out a special NO CUSSING notice to the candidates, because of how there won't be a delay and therefore BETO they just want all the candidates BETO to be on notice BETO that if you start saying "fuck" BETO then they can't edit it out for the little children at home, who have never heard cusses ever, especially not from the president who currently sits in office.
BETO.
(Beto says cusses. That is why the DNC and ABC sent out their dumbfucking notice, probably. Or maybe it's directed at Amy Klobuchar, we dunno.)
This is the shortest debate preview we are ever going to write, so let's cover the details.
When is the fucking thing: Tonight, dipshit.
What time is what we meant, you fucking asspisser: 8 o-fucking-clock, you fucking buttplug.
How do we watch this bullshit: Um maybe on your televisions you dumb cum-rocket? ABC and Univision, to be fucking specific.
Which fucking assholes do we have to watch say words tonight?These ten damn dickweeds: Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar, Pete Buttigieg, Cory Booker, Andrew Yang, and Julián Castro. Oh yeah and filthy-mouth himself, Beto O'Rourke.
What is the official cuss of tonight's festivities ?Fucktart. Whenever a candidate says it, you have to drink a whole fucking gallon of alcohol. But when a candidate BETO merely thinks it, you must take a shot. LOL, you're drunk, because he's already thinkin' it!
Good luck to all the candidates! Only one of you can be the one to go out there and beat the Pussy Ass Bitch, so everybody better bring their "A" game!
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My other favorite, admitted Bernie was not doing well, in the debate. I almost fell off my chair. I congratulated him for his honesty, he did not reply. I think others are sick of his annoyances, they have been calling him out on it.
Interesting about that, I wondered if she/he works for the pretend to be black, and steer opinion away from the popular to the less popular. Remember the "Walk away" phony campaign that they tried to make happen?
Ha! I wasn't around for the debate, but I would have liked to have seen that.
I posted an article from Jon Chait about how Democrats had looked at Bernie's "success" in 2016, back when he lost to Clinton in the primary, and they decided to embrace his agenda, because clearly it was a winner, when he couldn't even beat Clinton during the Democratic primary. I think a lot of people who supported him did so for the same reasons people supported Trump - he's different! He'll do something for me! I knew Bernie would never win in a general election, because Republicans were being so quiet about him, because they KNEW they had a shit ton of toxic material to use against him in a general election. Trump still talks about poor Bernie, and how Dems were so mean to him, mainly because he wants to run against the most socialist candidate we can find.
I'm not sure why Democrats can't get our shit together enough to win against a highly unpopular sitting president, but I really feel like that's what is going to happen, because we decided Bernie Sanders was the direction the country wanted to go. God help us all.
I was hoping you'd show up during the FTP2020 episode. She got called out by multiple people when she said "if Biden's the nominee, black women are just going to stay home." I find it odd that a black woman wouldn't know that Biden's main support is from black women. I always suspected she was a right wing troll. She'd actually been acting more like a regular poster recently. Maybe she came here to divide us, and ended up being influenced by our cat picks and dick jokes. I'm sure she'll be back.