Merveilleux! Magnifique! It's A Joe Biden/Emmanuel Macron Press Conference!
Time for some French-talkin'.
Emmanuel Macron, you know him, he is the young one who is president of France and says things like Au contraire! and A ïe! (when he bonks his head) and Ouf! (when he is relieved) and Beurk! (maybe because somebody farted). That is just how the French language works.
Anyway, he's in town with Joe Biden right now and they are doing a joint presser. Watch it.
UPDATE: Obviously they are running late, so here is Biden and Macron doing their pool spray. The presser will come after that.
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I militantly concur. Spanish at least, and then something a bit more exotic, like Arabic.
I know "Va tu faire foutre!"