Drag Queens Reading To Hunter Biden On White House Lawn! Just Kidding, Biden's Signing The Gay Marriage Bill
Haha, made you look, loser Republicans. There probably won't be any Drag Queen Story Hours during this afternoon's signing ceremony for the Respect For Marriage Act.
OR WILL THERE?
Probably not.
OR WILL THERE?
Probably not.
OR WILL THERE?
Probably not.
OR WILL THERE?
Probably not.
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