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'Big John' Cornyn Creates Comical 'Western' Montage Of Self


Big John Cornyn had to speak at a convention,

Oh my, what to say, with all that attention!

He queried his staff, they dwelled on the matter,

'Til finally they settled on iambic quadrameter!

"A cowboy to narrate! Some bales of hay!"

Then Cornyn responded, "but isn't that gay?"

"Nay" said his staffers, "It's rugged, and tough!

It's hard-working and white; you'll look crazy buff!"

So Cornyn agreed and they made this video,

It's shockingly gay; they thought it was witty yo!

Dear god, it's hilarious, to a cosmic degree,

'Cause this is what happens when egos run free.

[Burnt Orange Report]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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