January 08, 2008 07:19 PM
BIG NIGHT FOR WALNUTS! MCCAIN WINS N.H.
Where's that siren? John "WALNUTS!" McCain is doing that one thing he does every eight years: Wins the New Hampshire GOP primary before being savagely beaten in South Carolina, because of mulatto children. Congratulations, Senator Walnuts. We were kind of sad about you almost dropping out seventeen times last year, and all your staff quitting, and how you don't have money, and you are a crazy old man who needs to be in a Rest Home for the Deranged. [Live Results: Concord Monitor]