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Bill Clinton Releases Important, Bland One-Sentence Endorsement Of Obama

Now that his wife isn't running anymore, will Bill Clinton revert to being arguably the most popular Democratic official of the last half-century and, you know, help his party out a bit? Maybe hold a big public endorsement spectacle for Obama? Maybe later! He has finally indicated, however, that he will support the Democratic nominee for president, via a one-sentence statement from his people: "President Clinton is obviously committed to doing whatever he can and is asked to do to ensure Senator Obama is the next President of the United States." Obviously! Maybe he will appear with Hillary and Obama inUnity, New Hampshire on Friday. Or maybe he will cry. Still. [Hotline]

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