Bill Clinton Sends Weird, Kinky E-mail About His Wife

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The other day wementioned Hillary Clinton's latest attempt to win back $11 million of her $109 million fortune, the "Have Dinner With Hillary" contest. Today, Bill Clinton sent out another e-mail about the contest, and it's gross. He writes, "Of all the people I've had the privilege to break bread with, the person I most enjoy is still Hillary." Then: "Trust me on this one. If you're the lucky winner, it will be a night you'll really enjoy and one to remember." Bill, as much as we'd like Hillary to roofie us, how are we supposed to "trust you on this one" when you've just lied by saying that you still enjoy Hillary? Full e-mail, after the jump.


Dear Truck Nutz,

During the campaign, Hillary and I didn't have the chance to eat together much because we were usually on the trail in different states. Now that the campaign's over, I'm glad we can share more meals again.

Of all the people I've had the privilege to break bread with, the person I most enjoy is still Hillary.

Now you have a chance to have dinner with her. And if you contribute today to help Hillary retire that pesky campaign debt, you and a guest might be sitting down to dinner with her soon. I think you should go for it and enter today.

Join Hillary for dinner. Make a contribution today.

Trust me on this one. If you're the lucky winner, it will be a night you'll really enjoy and one to remember.

All my best,

Bill Clinton

$50 for a BJ, $100 for regular, $400 for "all-you-can-eat salad bar" [Hillary Clinton]

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