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Bill Richardson: Did You Know That He is Mexican?

Bill Richardson wants you to know that even though he has the whitest name in the Democratic party he's actually a Hispanic person who speaks Spanish and is from Mexico. Well, he doesn't necessarily want you to know that, but he would really like it if Hispanic people, especially ones who live in California, heard about it. If you're not a Hispanic person he might like to talk instead about how he used to be at the UN and once pissed off Saddam Hussein.


Richardson's announcing his candidacy today in California, where he was born. He was born there, of course, because his jerk father put his pregnant wife on a train from Mexico to Pasadena as she went into labor so that his kid could one day live out the American dream of being a third-tier presidential candidate.

Hillary Clinton has a similar story, actually, but hers involves last-minute genetic engineering. Also Barack Obama was born "Barry Hussein Manilow."

The Pro-Familia Candidate [WP]

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If there is anything that right-wing men seem to love, it is paying lots and lots of money to other dudes who will tell them how to live and/or function.

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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