Awww, happy feels

Deshaun Watson is a rookie quarterback for the Houston Texans, and as far as we know, he hasn't taken a knee yet in the big scary NFL protests that are making Donald Trump shit the bed in fear because he thinks a big scary black man is going to GIT HIM. On Sunday, the Texans chose to lock arms in a show of unity, but after the game, Watson wasn't in the mood to answer reporters' questions about it. Fair enough, he can say or not say whatever he wants, because this is AMERICA.

But we bet Trump is still scared of him, because, well, YOU KNOW.

But this is a nice post about a nice thing Watson did, so fuck off Donald Trump, get out of our NICE TIME! blog post.

After Watson's first game, he decided to give his entire paycheck to three cafeteria workers in his home stadium, because A) he's a nice guy and B) these three women were apparently hit very hard by Hurricane Harvey. ESPN reports that, as a rookie, his base salary is $465,000, and that the amount of this first check was $27,353. Split three ways, that'll buy a lot more marble countertops than whatever snake oil "tax relief" plan the Trump administration is selling!

Here, have a video. If it makes you cry, HAHAHAHAHA MADE YOU CRY:

"For what you all do for us every day and never complain, I really appreciate you all, so I wanted to give my first game check to y'all to help y'all out in some type of way," Watson told the woman in a video shared by the Texans. "Here you guys go."

Readers paying careful attention will also note that Deshaun Watson, on top of being a swell guy, is VERY EASY ON THE EYES.

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