Blaggy Is Just As Shocked As You Aren't
Rahm Emanuel is not your fucking whistle-blower. [ Marc Ambinder ]
If it had been a McCain speechwriter groping a cardboard Michelle Obama instead of the homonymic Jon Favreau looking uncomfortable while feeling up a Hillary sex animatron, the press would have been more scandalized. But this is definitely more Sexist, by virtue of Sex Doll Hillary's involvement. [ Vanity Fair ]
Ask Barry all of his deepest secrets, on his "Open for Questions" web site thing! [ The Corner ]
The official slogan of the Inauguration is "Renewing America's Promise," which was recycled from the the 1984 Democratic Convention. In today's dollars, America's promise can be renewed for half a pack of Saltines and a Tower Records gift card. [ Ben Smith ]
Blaggy's lawyer said that the corrupt corruption-fetishist was "surprised" to learn about all of this, his long tradition of corruption. [ TPMMuckraker ]
To save money, Citibank won't give lollipops to kids in drive-thrus. [ AMERICAblog ]