America's Governor, Rod Blagojevich, cannot be convicted of anything because he's too sexy. This is why the jury just told the judge, "Uhhh," as they can't decide on ANYTHING, and are permanently, hopelessly deadlocked on 22 of the 24 counts. (And those other two, wire-fraud/telephone charges, haven't even been decided.) FREE BLAGO HE IS PURE AS ELVIS. [Sun Times]