Wonkette operatives tell us that amidst the wreckage of the Kerry campaign, staffers are killing time between sending out resumes with a few rounds of Grand Theft Auto. The Institute on Media and the Family called GTA "killographic." Which, of course, is just another way of saying "therapeutic." When you have control over nothing else, at least you can still use your joystick.

At least that's what Bob Dole used to say.