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Blogger May Wish To Rethink Calling Rep. John Lewis Disgraceful Slaver Who Turns Fire-Hose Of Obamacare On America

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Some people get pretty worked up about Obamacare. Here, for instance, is Jeff Goldstein, the proud proprietor of ProteinWisdom.com, explaining to civil rights legend John Lewis that YUH HUH Obamacare IS TOO SLAVERY, and also that John Lewis is a "parasite" -- you know who else called people "parasites"? -- and a disgrace to the civil rights movement, and that he should go fuck himself. (We are going to skip past his assertion that the Tea Party fights for "the epistemology of the Enlightenment," because it made our brain kill itself.) Here, look for yourself!


You sir, are a disgrace to the civil rights movement, a disgrace to the seriousness of the historic fight for equal rights for blacks (led by Republicans), a disgrace to those you purport to represent, yet upon whose ignorance and perpetually stoked victimization you continue to prey. I despise people like you.

You've turned a past injustice into a cottage race industry upon which you live like a parasite. And your attempts to tether that past injustice to those of us who today fight for the freedom and autonomy of the individual to resist the oppression of the state suggests that it is you, sir, who today carries the fire hoses and have shown yourself willing, time and again, to release the dogs against those who oppose your designs on their liberty. In short, you are an opportunistic relic who, your protestations to the contrary, has become a bane to the very progress of the people your purport to speak for. So go fuck yourself.

You know what else was slavery? (No, not "slavery," just this once.)

No, "slavery" was when John Lewis crushed the rights of Sovereign Citizens to control their own states and buses and lunch counters, by forcing them to enter into contracts with and serve negroes. Why did John Lewis insist on enslaving all those lunchcounter owners who were just minding their own business beating up negroes like John Lewis? Why did John Lewis turn his fire-hose on them, by making them serve grilled cheese sandwiches equally to patrons without regard to race or creed?

Of course, Jeff Goldstein is a blogger and "sometime fiction writer," which on its face means he has done more for civil rights than having been a freedom rider, and also being jailed and beaten for being a freedom rider, and then getting elected to Congress. Also too, we currently have no words for the kind of violence, sexual and otherwise, we would hypothetically do to Jeff Goldstein at this moment, as we are a gentle hippie who does not ideate on pain and maimings, and also as they are all proscribed by the Rules for Commenting Radicals.

We asked our brother the Marine to do it for us, and even he was too disgusted to do anything but shake his very angry and also rapidly balding head.

We can't even tell Goldstein to go fuck himself, as he's broken the phrase for us.

All we have left is Jewish Mother. Someday, Jeff Goldstein, G_d willing, you will regret this. You will feel shame. You will ask forgiveness, like Lee Atwater did, for being a pigfuck shitpile of screaming mental illness who has no place around civilized or even uncivilized people.

But we're not holding our breath. See you in hell.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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