Local blogger circumlocutor recently learned that noted celebrity husband Keven Federline is, apparently, available for rent. The natural response to that news: a fundraiser, to bring Keven Federline to our fair city. Why? We're not sure. But hell, we'll sign up. Nothing else to do, right?

circumlocutor has launched (the) "Federate K-Fed" campaign...with the goal of renting Mr. Britney Spears for an evening on the town (in the) capital of our K-Fed(eral) government. Specific details on the evening (are) forthcoming...The "traveling" party will include stops at K-Fed(eral) monuments, K-Fed(eral) buildings, the K-Fed(eral) Triangle Metro station & a (wrap-up) K-Fed(eration) celebration at a (TBD) 17th Street (NW) dive bar.

Count us in! For, uh, promoting it. Not for donating. Or attending, should it come to fruition.

Federate K-Fed: Rent Federline for DC [circumlocutor]