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Bloodthirsty Lesbian Spokesmodel Ellen Degeneres Murders Nice Christian Ladies 'One Million Moms'

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Having already been totally slaughtered, the Warriors for Tolerance, Empathy and Good Taste known as "One Million Moms" (seven moms) havedeclared victory against Ellen Degeneres (Saddam Hussein) in their fight against her Manchurian Candidate stealth mission to educate Americans to the benefits of the Jaclyn Smith Kardashian Kollection Olsen Twins fashion line. And that's why you can't have women in a foxhole. They just give up as soon as they have been totally annihilated! Also? Too mensy.


The fight fought by the polyestered "Moms" -- a network from the American Family Association -- was not terribly impressive; nor was their leader's proclamation.

Director Monica Cole tells OneNewsNow that other issues require her group's attention, so OMM is moving on.

"But we have heard back from so many of our members," she shares. "We have heard back from men and women -- not just moms -- saying they will no longer shop there at JC Penney, as long as Ellen DeGeneres is their spokesperson."

Your editrix was once tongue-lashed but good by her mother, Commie Mom, for buying grapes a good five years after the boycott had ended. "Serious people don't care if a boycott's over or doesn't exist," sniffed Commie Mom. In the meantime, here is bloodthirsty total lesbian Ellen Degeneres, funny-dancing on the Million Moms' graves. [OneNewsNow]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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