- Barack Obama courts the blue collar vote by setting up podiums in gas stations and addressing smaller crowds. [New York Times]
- "Even before he took a butcher knife to the she-goat's throat, Likbir Ould Mohamed Mahmoud knew it would only make things worse." [Washington Post]
- Meet Lt. Gen. Raymond T. Odierno, David Petraeus' replacement in Iraq. He is bald and intimidating. [Los Angeles Times]
- After nine months of turmoil in the financial markets, investors start putting their money back in riskier investments. Buzz-kill skeptics, however, say a full recovery will be difficult and protracted. [Wall Street Journal]
- Barack Obama says he would be "very interested" in pursuing public financing in the general election, even though he could buy and sell the relatively impoverished John McCain about three times. [The Hill]
- The confectionary landscape could change forever with Mars' anticipated acquisition of Wrigley, and investor Warren Buffett will go to sleep on a bed of chocolates, chewing gum, and $1,000 bills. [New York Times]
- Oh hey look Prince played Coachella! [Los Angeles Times]
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