While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he'll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass in the air as if he just did not care. Also, things he found under the snow on the White House lawn: a half-eaten empenada from Julia's, Newt Gingrich's latest divorced wife, Scott Brown's secret 300-series Beemer, and, uh, health care legislation. All were pronounced dead at the scene. [White House Flickr]

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