Bob Allen Swears He's Not Racist, Not Queer, Just Likes Park Bathrooms

Florida state Representative Bob Allen had a bright future as one of President Jeb Bush's many homosexual cabinet members, but he ruined it all for the chance of another blowjob in the park restroom. Sticking to the David Vitter "just keep denying everything no matter how absurd it sounds" script, Allen continues to deny he offered to pay 20 bucks to suck off an undercover cop and also denies that his original excuse -- Yikes, scary black guys! -- does not mean he's racist or anything. Also, Bob Allen now claims he was skulking around the park bathroom because he was "planning an event." Yeah, we kind of got that.

Attorney: Allen won't resign in sex case [Orlando Sentinel]


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